New Shoes for Work?

When I was down in Boca with Grandma, we went to her favorite shoe store, and I saw these shoes. I thought, "Wow, they'll be great for my new job! They say hip, and fun, yet still conservative enough to be a mule. Perfect with a casual black pants suit."

Apparently, they do not say that at all. According to my friends and partner, they say, "Mental patient off her meds." Or, "Too much lead paint as a child."

They all agree that I can't pull off these shoes. And sadly, I think they're right. I'm more Ellen-DeGeneres-wannabe than umm, whoever might wear these shoes. So I continue to be in search of a style. I'm determined to find one before my first day of work in September. I am a woman on a mission. Watch out.